Whale is having his breakfast at the office today because he came too early with his work to Penguin Press.
Whale: Have you heard the latest from Mary?
Coworker: No! I haven’t! What is the latest?
Whale: She was out shopping for food in M&S, when she discovered that her husband was cheating on her!
Coworker: Oh my God! That must have been awful!
Whale: I know! And that also at M&S! You know how the food there is gourmet?
Coworker: Yes, the food is the most posh you can ever find on a budget!
Whale: You mean it’s affordable gourmet?
Coworker: Yeah! Everytime we have a celebration going on back in Notthingham, we go to M&S and buy posh chocolates!