Bloomsbury has opened it’s doors to a school visit from Fox Primary School. Jack, Hot Dog and Fat Pig are standing together in a group of overeager children excited about the trip.
Fat Pig: (eating candy) This is worse than being inside Charlie’s Chocolate Factory!
Jack: (eating Pringles) I know! Would you believe it if I thought their collection of published books on the Middle East is hiding in a secret chamber in this Bloomsbury?
Hot Dog: (eating crispy seaweed) I just hope we get free books as presents! We took time out of our lives amidst sleeping in Teacher Wheezy’s history lessons to be here!
Fat Pig: I know! At least some Bloomsbury chocolate gold coins…
Jack: How about a translated edition of that book with the picture of a taxi on the cover? That would be such a good parting present…for now!
Hot Dog: Anything will do, so long as it’s a present!
Whale pops by for a visit then…
Whale: Here you go, puppy! It’s a vintage Romeo & Juliet!
Hot Dog: Your not Bloomsbury!!!!!!
Whale: But it’s from Penguin?
Hot Dog: It’s used!
Whale: I used it only once in school!
Hot Dog: Tonight you will only be drinking tea for dinner…55 teacups of them!
Whale:…wot? But I wanted sausages and mash?
Hot Dog:That’s my dinner, not yours!
Whale: Oh yeah? I will make my own dinner then!
How Dog: How? The only recipes you know are for tea and lentil soups. How tasty!