Auntie Ashley and Mr. Brown

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Mr. Brown is listening to the radio in his kitchen; he is also making some tea for himself. Fat Pig suddenly pops in to inform him that his aunt has come for a visit.

Fat Pig: Mr. Brown, your sister has come to stay with me!
Mr. Brown: What?
Auntie Ashley: I am only going to be here for a month! I am sorry I did not let you know that I was coming for a visit! I, uh, could not…
Mr. Brown: Oh! That’ is fine! You can stay in Fat Pig’s room.
Fat Pig: And Fat Pig?
Mr. Brown: He can just sleep on the couch in the living room! Ashley, you are not here to plan your wedding day with Fat Pig, are you?
Auntie Ashley: My wedding day? No, I am not! I am not even engaged yet! I just wanted to spend some time with my nephew, that’s all!
Mr. Brown: Oh! You did?
Auntie Ashley: Yes! I want us to get closer to each other.
Mr. Brown: Alright! How is your catering business?
Auntie Ashley: My catering business is great! I serve food to nearly every party which takes place in my neighborhood. Currently, the food which I serve a lot at parties is egg roll; some of my neighbors feel that I make the best egg rolls in the whole world!

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Auntie Ashley Comes To Stay

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Auntie Ashley places a big brown suitcase on a green mat and knocks several times on Mr. Brown’s front door. She also straightens her silver silk dress (which has a print of carrot-colored flowers) and looks around her brother’s unkempt yard with a repulsed expression on her face; Fat Pig opens the door for his aunt.

Fat Pig: Oh my God! Auntie Ashley, you are already here!
Auntie Ashley: Hello Fat Pig! How are you?
Fat Pig: I am alright! Please come in! Give me your suitcase! I will put it in my bedroom!
Auntie Ashley: Alright!

Fat Pig takes the suitcase from Auntie Ashley’s hand and runs to his bedroom, throws the suitcase on the floor and runs back to the front door where his aunt is still standing.

Fat Pig: Auntie, come to the kitchen with me! We have to let Mr. Brown know that you are here!
Auntie Ashley: Yes, we have to! And when we are there you can make me peanut butter and jelly sandwiches! I am so hungry I am going to eat almost a dozen of them!

The Supermarket

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Whale is inside Moja Bleu’s small living room. The room has two blue couches and a red armchair; there is also a television set in the room and a small pine coffee table which has four storybooks upon it.

Whale: So, what do you do?
Moja Bleu: I work as a cashier.
Whale: And what does Moti do?
Moja Bleu: Moti is a chef. We both work in a supermarket in Chelsea.
Whale: Which one?
Moja Bleu: Wright and Company. You work at a publishing house, don’t you?
Whale: Yes, I do! Do you like your job?
Moja Bleu: Yes, I like my job. You?
Whale: I like my job too. Do you shop at the supermarket you work in?
Moja Bleu: Yes! I buy all my food from there.
Whale: Oh! Do you receive big discounts on all products because you work there?
Moja Bleu: Yes, I do!
Whale: So, it is very convenient for you if you shop there then?
Moja Bleu: Yes, it is! But the supermarket only sells great food and toys. It stocks clothes which are extremely cheap too but they can often be found having loose buttons or broken zippers.

Cookies and Juice

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Moja Bleu has invited Whale inside his to chat. Whale is sitting inside Bleu’s dining room: it has a rectangular table and six chairs plus a cupboard filled with teacups, dinner plates, mugs plus glasses and bowls of various shapes and sizes. The dining table has been dressed with a plastic tablecloth – it features illustrations of kangaroos and maple trees, and there is a vase of white roses plus a tattered copy of a book at the center of the table.

Moja Bleu: Would you like to have some pineapple juice with a plate of chocolate chip cookies? I baked some cookies yesterday evening.
Whale: Thanks! I would love to have some juice! What do you do every evening?
Moja Bleu: I mostly read books.
Whale: I mostly watch television.
Moja Bleu: You do not read a lot, do you?
Whale: No, not a lot!
Moja Bleu: Moti is more like you. He loves to watch television every evening.
Whale: What does he love to watch? Science documentaries?
Moja Bleu: Soap operas. He watches them every evening without fail. You?
Whale: I love watching movies and cartoons.

Clutches

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The best clutches to get

The best clutches in the market this season make statements; carry one to a party or on a special occasion to attract people’s attention.

Olympia Le-Tan Dogs Black Appliqued Embroidered Canvas Clutch at Moda Operandi

This clutch was inspired by The New Yorker – a magazine which publishes stories, cartoons and writings which focus on culture. It features yellow-colored illustrations of many dogs – a unique presentation of cover art; carry the bag when you have to attend a dinner party thrown by your boss.

Judith Leiber Couture Rubber Duck at Moda Operandi

This clutch has been made in the shape of a duck: it features orange-colored and yellow-colored crystals plus a champagne-colored chain strap – carry the bag to a high-end brunch party.

Judith Lieber Lucky Crystal-Embellished Clutch at Moda Operandi

This clutch has been made in the shape of a dalmation: it features Austrian crystals in shades such as red and white and also has a detachable silver-colored strap – carry the bag when you are out shopping.

Judith Leiber Couture Popcorn at Moda Operandi

This clutch has been made in the shape of a popcorn bag – the kinds you can buy at a movie theatre. It features Austrian crystals in shades such as red and gold – carry the bag when going on a date (with your boyfriend).

Striped Dresses

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The best striped dresses to get

Striped dresses can be worn both during the day and in the evening. Whenever you wear one, wear it with a pair of heels (choose: Christian Louboutin Jonatina Sandal) plus wear a watch (choose: Coach Park Bracelet Watch) on your left wrist.

Maggie Marilyn Get ‘Em Girl Dress at Farfetch
This long dress features hot pink and dark blue stripes and a beautiful bow around the waist – wear the dress to a potluck dinner.

Alexandre Vauthier striped overlap tunic dress at Farfetch
This blue and white striped dress has a white collar plus white cuffs – wear the dress to a breakfast party at your office.

Etre Cecile striped Lauren shirt dress at Farfetch
This blue and white striped dress has a red and white striped bow on its fitted waist and an open collar – wear the dress to a picnic.

Sylvia Tcherassi Silene chest insert midi shirt dress at Farfetch
This blue and white striped dress has a yellow and white pussy bow inside a chest insert and it was inspired by Colombia – wear the dress on a romantic date (with your boyfriend) to a botanical garden.

Whale Goes For A Walk

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Whale is out for a walk in his neighborhood. He walks past houses of various colors: yellow, blue, green and so on. Some of these houses have chimneys, while others do not. All of a sudden, Whale spots Moja Bleu watering some flowers in his front yard.

Whale: Good morning Moja Bleu! How are you?
Moja Bleu: Good Morning Whale! I could have been better! Moti has gone to India for a few weeks. So I have to do all the household chores alone! How are you?
Whale: I am great! Is Moti visiting his family?
Moja Bleu: Yes! Moti has an extremely big family. Also, he has not visited India in the last four years!
Whale: Oh my God! Why not? His family lives there!
Moja Bleu: Moti tries to avoid visiting India as often as he can because he does not get along with many of his relatives. He once told me that many of them were spiteful knuckleheads.