Yellowstone Park – The Muffins

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Yogi Bear & The Picnic Basket

Hot Dog, Jack and Fat Pig are unpacking their bags at the lodge, where Park Ranger John Smith is helping out!
Park Ranger John Smith: So, Hot Dog this is your area of the lodge! I’ll help you out with all of the necessary documents a little later…
Hot Dog: Alright! Cheers!
Fat Pig & Jack: Thank you!!!
Park Ranger John Smith: That’s alright! Hot Dog I’ll need your biology report in the evening today!
Hot Dog: Yeah, I know!!! I’ll revise & give it to you!
Park Ranger John Smith: Alright! Peace Red Bear!!!
Fat Pig:………look at all these kids! How many do you think are in this floor of the wooden hut?
Jack: I think about 22!
Fat Pig: Look how fat that dog is…he’s eating 6 muffins all at once!
Jack: How is that teaching him anything at camp?
Hot Dog:……..have you seen Fang? My pet was on my bed!
Fat Pig:…….yeah, here she is………….biting that fat dog’s butt!

Yellowstone Park – The Decision

How To Be A Baby Biologist @ Yellowstone Park

Hot Dog, Jack and Fat Pig are still on the gray boulder, trying to grapple with the idea of what to do about lodges.

Hot Dog: I tried to become Baby Park Ranger but I cannot until next year because all the junior kids have already filled up the positions as Baby Park Rangers.

Jack: Really? How awful!

Fat Pig: I know! She has been wanting to become a Baby Park Ranger for some time now. Why didn’t you get on that programme before?

Hot Dog: I could not! I only found out about that properly this term in school! So, when I asked to become one after finding out, one of the juniors who is a Baby Park Ranger or Park Ranger Star I cannot remember, told me that it’s not possible until next year because kids are already on those positions for this year!

Jack: You know, we could like assist around the lodges and live there too if we could have become one!

Fat Pig: Yeah, but our juniors are doing all of those jobs now!

Hot Dog: Who cares? I just need to think about the assignments we have for the camping trip now – I still do not know what to do about that nature report. If all things go great, I think I will get an A+ in it and then for our regular camping trips, I can become a Baby Biologist for Yellowstone Park!

Yellowstone Park – The Conversation

The Conversation @ Yellowstone Park

Hot Dog, Jack and Fat Pig are sitting on a gray boulder and discussing about lodges, while the rest of the kids prepeare for their life at the camping lodges.

Fat Pig: So, basically what has happened is that all our mates are already in separate arrangements, so we cannot live with them during the trip! But what are we going to tell all of our Dads?

Jack: We will just tell them that John Smith told us to find our own separate accomodation because that is the new rule!

Fat Pig: I am pretty sure they stated they make exceptions for students, during the briefing back at our school before the trip, provided we outline why!

Jack: Yes, but I asked John Smith and he has stated that that was all before! The rules have all been changed now! Even if we outline that our Dads won’t like the idea of having to live with a family or a group of kids, because we can only afford to rent a room, there is no way that that can be changed anymore!

Fat Pig: Yeah, too many new students enrol at our school now! So, it’s not possible anymore + the rules have been changed!

Hot Dog: Why don’t we go ask John Smith for help with it because I really think we should? I had put my name down for the lodge last year but there was a confusion over the forms and my room went to some other kid – I am guessing a junior!

Fat Pig: What you can like hold it?

Hot Dog: Yeah, there are three huge lodges! In the third one, you can where I was last year during my camping trip to Yellowstone Park!

Jack: I cannot believe we cannot stay in the lodges!

Hot Dog: Better get excited for alternative accomodation then because that is like what everyone wants!

 

Yellowstone Park Trip – The Lodge

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The Camping Trip @ Yellowstone Park

Hot Dog, Jack and Fat Pig are at Yellowstone Park for a camping trip. They wrapped up their Bloomsbury Books visit and now it is time for their regular camp activities. All of the students from Fox are gathered at the park on their first day of the long trip.

Park Ranger John Smith: Good morning students!

All Students: (in union) Good Morning!!!!!!!!!!

Park Ranger John Smith: I have a very exciting announcement to make. I know all of you are really tired from the long bus trip but we will be showing you to your lodges, right away. Seniors please give me your group names for arranging separate accomodation, and juniors please follow me to the lodges!

Fat Pig: WHAT?!?! We don’t get to live in the lodges?

Park Ranger John Smith: No! That is just for the junior kids! The seniors must take up responsibility that they are seniors and thus find their own accomodation, in Yellowstone Park!

Jack: But I want to live in the lodge!!!

Park Ranger John Smith: Well, you can’t! That is just for juniors!

Hot Dog: Better go discuss amongst ourselves then to find another place! I don’t think any of our mates are available aside from the three of us in the same boat because I knew they were living around Yellowstone Park during the trip!

Fat Pig: (looking at a curious young kid listening in on the conversation)…………naturally, we are talking about our classmates! We don’t really speak to juniors!

Whale Is On It…

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Gossips over latte…

Whale and Bart are still at Starbucks, ordering a latte and trying to breakup with Margot.

Whale: Margot, baby, you have to understand. I am not just breaking up with you because you are fat and made me ill for weeks because of your chicken soup. It is also because you cannot tell my Boss that I do not like her!

Margot: I just thought it would be the sweetest thing. Normally, people don’t like their bosses. How is it that you get along with your boss?

Whale: Bart is not like other bosses. She is very friendly.

Bart: (seated some spots away from the two, mutters under her breath and over her latte) She thinks I can’t hear her! (starts shouting at Margot’s direction) I am high-maintenance too, maybe that’s another reason to say that to Whale – that I am a horrible boss and someone normally people would not get along with because I am so high-maintenance, even at work!!!

Whale: No, I don’t think you are a horrible boss, Bart! I think you are amazing!

Bart: You would say that to my face…I am your boss!

Whale:…Margot, this really is not fair. You cannot just make up things about me and then pass it to my boss. What ever made you think I would think the same things?

Margot: I just…I thought we agreed that you were never to see her again!

Bart: WHAT?!?! How dare you…

Whale: I…

Bart: You have got some nerve talking behind my back. Do you even know who I am or how powerful I am? How dare you…

Margot: I really don’t understand you!

Bart:…You really don’t understand me? Is it because your “walkman” has run out of tapes to dictate you premade English sentences?

Margot: Whale!!! Please, don’t leave me!!!

Bart: Why would he leave you? Your too desperate to begin with…

Whale:…Margot, stop with the fat lies! You cannot make money out of me and Bart with your stupid “I am pretty sure it is already” paparazzi-loving book any longer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!